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textsfromlastperiod:

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(613): It’s like god touched my soul and said ‘you will be great in bed’

Photo:@D_Booth7

internet, you are the light at the end of the dissertation tunnel. well, miami and jillybean are, but you are a close third.

textsfromlastperiod:

(407): Florida has a way of just fucking with a person’s soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.

Photo: Oscar One

GREGORY CAMPBELL LOVED FLORIDA, UNLIKE HIS GARBAGE TEAMMATE OF GARBAGE, NATHAN HORTON. >:( but yeah that’s pretty much true.

likeacollegejourno:

This is me trying to control my joy over this video, while in the local Starbucks pretending to do work. This is my life still, folks! Writing all the day long, chilling in various places that aren’t my bedroom, and being obsessed with Call Me Maybe. Your move.

textsfromlastperiod:

(703): i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

Photo: random-nhl-photos

still alive, still not around, falling asleep to shane doan’s beautiful team now because six am outing. ugh.

pottermorehousepride:

Slytherin Pride

SUCK IT, FATTY.

still broken up with tumblr, mostly, but I am alive and well and about to take a nap on the floor of my room. expect rug burn all over my face when I wake up.